February sucked. I got laid off, my wife and I are separated, the only job i could find means a 55 percent pay cut, and all my relationships are suffering from my response to the inner tensions this brings. There are about 13 hours left in this month then I am burying this fucker. I have a plan of action and March will rock.
Every time I add Sambal to whatever I am cooking, I can’t resist the smell and have a spoonful straight up. Spicy goodness.
Perky As I Wanna Be: A funny (and true)... →
her-master: [Cast of characters: Me Guy Clerk in his late 20’s Girl Clerk in her early 20’s or maybe late teens] me: Hey, I just called about the dog leashes. guy clerk: oh yeah… they’re over here. [we stand for a minute as I consider the options, actually slightly baffled by the…
Spotted on twitter:
Don’t set yourself on fire today. Wait till tonight, it’ll be prettier. LIFECOACHERS
Poor business sense
I walk in to the laundromat and ask for 15 dollars of quarters and loonies. Dude looks at my debit card and says oh we don’t do debit card change here, cash only. My business just walked out the door. *shakes head*
A descriptive term for this
Animal minds are simple, and therefore sharp. Animals never spend time dividing...– Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites (via pigtailsandcombatboots)
Spotted on twitter:
To err is human To arr is pirate
Apple segments dipped in Salsa Verde Heaven
The Daddy Strikes Back: Daddy's Rules of Tumblr →
thedaddystrikesback: I’ve seen a lot of crap going on around here lately and it kind of comes in cycles. I’ve been on Tumblr for about 2 years now and I’ve seen a lot. So I’m going to lay out some rules for Tumblr that I think are necessary. You don’t have to follow them, nor even agree with them. Honestly, I don’t…
photophagous: skip, skip, while I develop film Bootsy is fleet of foot.
Si just farted
time to go make coffee
KinkyMinx: hey everyone it's TMI time! →
kinkyminx: This is why us women folk are paranoid. Also why no one is touching me with a ten foot pole after I get back from the gym until I take a shower. This paranoia is also why I can count the times I’ve let a guy go down on me in the last 15 years on 2 hands. Thats all I got. geekyvamp: so… I’d like to weigh in on this one, and I might be a bit coarse: Speaking as a guy...