February sucked. I got laid off, my wife and I are separated, the only job i could find means a 55 percent pay cut, and all my relationships are suffering from my response to the inner tensions this brings.
There are about 13 hours left in this month then I am burying this fucker.
“Animal minds are simple, and therefore sharp. Animals never spend time dividing experience into little bits and speculating about all the bits they’ve missed. The whole panoply of the universe has been neatly expressed to them as things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. This frees the mind from unnecessary thoughts and gives it a cutting edge where it matters. Your normal animal, in fact, never tries to walk and chew gum at the same time.
The average human, on the other hand, thinks about all sorts of things around the clock, on all sorts of levels, with interruptions from dozens of biological calendars and timepieces. There’s thoughts about what’s to be said, and private thoughts, and real thoughts, and thoughts about thoughts, and a whole gamut of subconscious thoughts. To a telepath the human head is a din. It is a railway terminus with all the Tannoys talking at once. It is a complete FM waveband- and some of those stations aren’t reputable, they’re outlawed pirates on forbidden seas who play late-night records with limbic lyrics.”—Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites (via pigtailsandcombatboots)
I’ve seen a lot of crap going on around here lately and it kind of comes in cycles. I’ve been on Tumblr for about 2 years now and I’ve seen a lot. So I’m going to lay out some rules for Tumblr that I think are necessary. You don’t have to follow them, nor even agree with them. Honestly, I don’t…
This is why us women folk are paranoid. Also why no one is touching me with a ten foot pole after I get back from the gym until I take a shower. This paranoia is also why I can count the times I’ve let a guy go down on me in the last 15 years on 2 hands. Thats all I got.
I’d like to weigh in on this one, and I might be a bit coarse:
Speaking as a guy who has had his share of pussy (possibly more than), I think the guys discussing Menthos, gum and flavoured massage oil are pubescent boys. Yes, pussy is an acquired taste (just like cock is), but once you get it, it’s a wonderful thing.
From a hygiene standpoint, I might refrain from dining at the Y after a gym session just like I might want my lady to shower after being at work and using the public restrooms, but fresh pussy…