A blue collar-type guy who enjoys hott photography and good reading. I am a pervert, I post NSFW pics. If you are offended by nudity or kink, please close your eyes and hit the backspace key If you are curious, the bottom four buttons below will lead you to tag searches of my personal posts and pics Kinky: http://fetlife.com/users/63853Tumblr (3.0; @johnnybee)http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/<p>Do you guys remember when myspace was purchased by News Corp&#160;?</p> <p>Yeah, that.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50930947799http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50930947799Mon, 20 May 2013 13:39:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a8820d4230bd6fb00605d7cc29dd13b/tumblr_mn2rkcFq591qb56ggo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/592942621fd00f0c3587a455ebc4dc7d/tumblr_mn2rkcFq591qb56ggo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fc7e510fcfd9b0e8116dad94188a7bc/tumblr_mn2rkcFq591qb56ggo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/672bf6f99178501a6771e7bc364114ae/tumblr_mn2rkcFq591qb56ggo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>There was a leisurely hike today.</p> <p>One where we didn’t worry too much about heart rates and breathing hard.</p> <p>One where we checked out a creek running not too far from the trail, took in the views and smelled the smells.</p> <p>One where there was a Sleeman honey brown ale once we reached as far as we wanted to go.</p> <p>One where the puppy was wearing his bear bell and we tracked him by his tinkling all around us.</p> <p>It was a chill time, one we needed.</p> <p>This place rocks.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50874519947http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50874519947Sun, 19 May 2013 19:14:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30eefbd3fd27d4c954c2583c4d736955/tumblr_mn2q6v8xra1qb56ggo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Real men use multitools to tweeze their eyebrows</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50872132759http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50872132759Sun, 19 May 2013 18:44:55 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inspirezme.tumblr.com/post/50829039708/news">inspirezme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Yahoo board has approved a deal to pay $1.1 billion in cash for Tumblr.</p> </blockquote> <p>I guess it&#8217;s time to find a new home. and figure out a way to export my posts.</p> <p><span>Thoughts&#160;?</span></p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50830430190http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50830430190Sun, 19 May 2013 09:49:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75a4c94a74595e8e30240956a2caa6f6/tumblr_mmyuxcuMDR1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50686739599/scumbag-windows-updates-via">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Scumbag Windows Updates<br/><br/>[<a href="http://pinterest.com">via</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>There are alternatives, people.</p> <p>Vote with your dollar.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50706019852http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50706019852Fri, 17 May 2013 21:33:05 -0700<p>Those of you who are vegetarian might want to turn away now; there is angry music in the ipod, tequila on the counter and a shitpile of pork being cooked.</p> <p>You&#8217;ve been warned.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50695305266http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50695305266Fri, 17 May 2013 18:59:19 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c5RXCaa7Nzg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Now Playing:  Alice In Chains :: Your Decision.</p> <p>Gerry Cantrell and Layne Staley show us that the sum can be greater than its parts.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50633907441http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50633907441Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:50 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9679c1fcfd4514dd669e1cf6999d1982/tumblr_mmxby0VsPF1qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lobot.tumblr.com/post/50631183205/did-you-kno-according-to-various-news-reports">lobot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50630549846/according-to-various-news-reports-yahoo-com-is">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>According to various news reports Yahoo.com is planning to buy Tumblr for 1 Billion dollars.</p> <p><a href="http://venturebeat.com/2013/05/16/yahoo-mulling-1-billion-tumblr-acquisition/">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/da0ff433573adf89862e8db417f2efd3/tumblr_inline_mmxcyx7hYG1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>The only thing worse than Microsoft buying tumblr would be yahoo.  </p> <p>Well, okay Facebook is pretty far up there too.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50631823926http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50631823926Thu, 16 May 2013 21:22:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/584d213a96f499553892e90157098243/tumblr_mesfscmkcA1r204j8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cabronaenojada.tumblr.com/post/37595489226/consent-is-i-didnt-write-this-but-you-all-need">cabronaenojada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Consent is</strong></p> <p>I didn’t write this, but you all need to read this </p> </blockquote> <p>Bummer this needs to be spelled out but some people need educating</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50623814262http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50623814262Thu, 16 May 2013 19:27:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca773405b381ddf87bead2efb90b480e/tumblr_mi8m4erCEH1rqgvjho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50614967366http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50614967366Thu, 16 May 2013 17:33:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11c05911bb761cf4df7f196d8ba991a5/tumblr_mmtemjpGDX1ryu82uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pibalinda.tumblr.com/post/50460597928/dear-conservative-party">pibalinda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dear Conservative Party…</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s my girl</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50461070778http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50461070778Tue, 14 May 2013 18:02:47 -0700<p>Exercise induced cramps can be caused by fluid depletion and electrolyte imbalances.</p> <p>Semen contains both fluids and electrolytes.</p> <p>Blowjobs are good for cramps.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50318033537http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50318033537Sun, 12 May 2013 20:44:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dc368d983dc07e6e1a66a2f155d65ae/tumblr_mm81vni5gQ1qdkrbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sugarspicekinkynice.tumblr.com/post/50294556275/tshtrainer-the-kilt-makes-the-man" class="tumblr_blog">sugarspicekinkynice</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tshtrainer.tumblr.com/post/49963759244/the-kilt-makes-the-man-www-tshtrainer-tumblr-com">tshtrainer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The kilt makes the man!<br/><a href="http://www.tshtrainer.tumblr.com"></a><a href="http://www.tshtrainer.tumblr.com"></a><a href="http://www.tshtrainer.tumblr.com"></a><a href="http://www.tshtrainer.tumblr.com"><a href="http://www.tshtrainer.tumblr.com">www.tshtrainer.tumblr.com</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Mrmph! Kilts!</p></blockquote> <p>Soon I’ll have my kilts</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50300398525http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50300398525Sun, 12 May 2013 16:56:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/757c315c01382c9af05838fc36918f3d/tumblr_mjjff3tQ5y1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lolotd</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50298039457http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50298039457Sun, 12 May 2013 16:23:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e64057b0cf31ef9379e761694517c33/tumblr_mmpkyoR7Nk1qb56ggo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Si stresses</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50298037412http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50298037412Sun, 12 May 2013 16:23:12 -0700<p>Kung Fu Panda and Nachos</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50212475975http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50212475975Sat, 11 May 2013 18:26:07 -0700Kultchur<p>Trying to prepare a shopping list while there&#8217;s german swinger porn going on in the background is impossible.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50201807803http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50201807803Sat, 11 May 2013 15:45:01 -0700YOU try ityou'll die laughing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7190dbf4254c9fb2d3be78c4921cf8a/tumblr_mmndnmP0d21qb56ggo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My office for part of the day yesterday.</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50185139288http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50185139288Sat, 11 May 2013 11:50:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bbffad369aef895d476e740413460cd/tumblr_mj2g28xLzk1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deliciousspiderminaj.tumblr.com/post/48988863268/hetare-hetalia-supremepeniskingsam">deliciousspiderminaj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hetare-hetalia.tumblr.com/post/44671532041/supremepeniskingsam-mythbusters-went-too-far">hetare-hetalia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supremepeniskingsam.tumblr.com/post/44429056154/takes-candy-from-baby">supremepeniskingsam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>mythbusters went too far</p> </blockquote> <p>im actually terrified of this</p> </blockquote> <p>Science HAS gone too far…</p> </blockquote> <p>lolotd</p>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50174424319http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50174424319Sat, 11 May 2013 09:20:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/827e347c9cedfa8a062db40118583cda/tumblr_mmae953DqL1r5az38o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4fa36acb5714c3a97037bab9c41d5e93/tumblr_mmae953DqL1r5az38o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0308741bcdb6d266ba888faf4d3bc66/tumblr_mmae953DqL1r5az38o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9787eaee8402f4cea967b18dc91e2f9d/tumblr_mmae953DqL1r5az38o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50173954278http://johnnybee.tumblr.com/post/50173954278Sat, 11 May 2013 09:13:28 -0700